The Weird Superheroes Book 1

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COWMAN! “Hi i'm nananananananananana COWMAN!” said Cowman “and today i’m going to destroy cow destroyer 2015!” said Cowman again then cow destroyer 2015 said “You are never gonna defeat me!” then Cowman said “SCREW IT” and he threw Cow Destroyer 2015 out of the window  “OWWWW!” said Cow destroyer 2015. then when cowman’s owner came home cowman turned into a cow “MOO!” cowman said his owner said
“did you break the window again” and cowman said “no i mean moo!”  “AHHHH MY COW TALKED” said cowman’s owner but cowman threw him out of the window “AHHHH” shouted cowman’s no longer owner.

Then cowman came to his fellow sheep man's house and said “sup Sheepman nice to bahhhh you again!”  “hahahahahah LOL!!!!!!” said Sheepman “time to fight some sheep Destroyers” said Sheepman “let's go” said cowman karank! Pow! Bam! KABAM! KAPOW! CHANG! SOCK! went cow man and sheepman well they were mooing and baaing Sheep Destroyers OUT!  “Owwwwwwww!” went all the Sheep Destroyers then Cow destroyer 2015 was back but now he was upgraded to 2016! “hahahahaha you thought it would be that easy to destroy me” shouted cow destroyer 2016 in an loud and clear evil voice “Yes i did” said Cowman “Who’s this” said Sheepman “My Enemy!” shouted cowman. then cow destroyer 2016 was shooting breaking buildings and was more powerful!

Earth was doomed But Sheepman was working on two suits one for cowman and on for him he was like sheep Stark! and cowman was like cow stark

Here is a picture of them!

sheepman!        Sheepman

cowman!               Cowman                      

“put on the suit” said Sheepman “ok” said Cowman. they were super awesome they looked like animals with clothes but they were super suits from mine-craft! But Cow Destroyer 2016 was still on the loose “we have to catch him” said Sheepman “but how?” asked Cowman “by using your cage in your suit it only in yours” said Sheepman “what if that’s not enough” said Cowman “just do it!” shouted Sheepman in an angry voice

Then cowman blasted out the cage but cow destroyer blasted back at him “NOOO!” shouted cowman. then cowman was trapped in his own cage! so well cowman was falling to his death sheepman was having a battle with cow destroyer 2016 “NOOO I only fight cows not sheep” said Cow Destroyer 2016 “HELP!” shouted Cowman and as he said that Sheepman caught him and took him out of the cage. “now time to destroy the cow destroyer 2016 else he will destroy all the cows in the world!” shouted cowman

well cowman was trying to defeat i mean trying to destroy the cow destroyer 2016 Sheepman was trying to figure out cow destroy 2016’s weakness and he did it was…Milking him then Sheepman went to milk him but first he saved cowman then he milked cow destroyer 2016 “owwww it hurts stop please” Shouted cow destroyer 2016 in huge pain “No you must not kill cows!” shouted Sheepman. Then Cow Destroyer turned into SHeep Destroyer 2016 “ahhhhh” shouted Sheepman “help” he said again “what is it” said cowman “cow destroyer 2016 turned into sheep destroyer 2016!” shouted sheep man in terror. then cowman took out one of his grenades and threw straight at sheep destroyer 2016 “noo please” screamed sheep destroyer 2016. Boom! but there was no effect on sheep destroyer 2016 he was just standing there and then he said “HA I TRICKED YOU!” said sheep destroyer 2016 laughing like a retarded goat.

But just as sheep destroyer 2016 was laughing sheep man and cow man went in for attack POW Bang kapow kabank sock chang bump ouch! KAPOW!     but then sheep destroyer just blasted them off him. “how did you not get hurt” said cow man  “oh yeah my suit is super!” said sheep destroyer 2016.

then cow man asked his butler al the cow “we need upgrades now” said cow man “coming right up sir” said al the cow. then  there suits could break anything so they went back to the city. “ha you 2 again I thought you ran away” said sheep destroyer 2016 “Now we have got much better super suits” said sheep man then they fought

pow bang kabang kapow sock boom!  just then sheep destroyer 2016’s suit was at 0% “Now lets get him” said cow man  KAAAAAABANG!   sheep destroyer 2016 was falling to his death but he was unconscious so he didn’t know. BANG! sheep destroyer 2016 was finally gone also if you wanna say it right dead!

“We did it!” shouted sheep man with a smile “YES FINALLY!” Shouted cow man smiling. But then it was a bigger version of him like a giant “hahahahahahahahaha yes i’m back and bigger” said sheep destroyer 2016 with a evil smile “how are we gonna do this?” said cow man “get into the cow and sheep giant robot” said sheep man “the what a what” said cow man “THE COW AND SHEEP GIANT ROBOT!” shouted sheep man “Just get in” he said again. They got into the giant robot and now it was HUGE “let’s do this” said Sheepman. Then they blasted sheep destroyer 2016 with the super blaster BOOM! sheep destroyer 2016 was down he was dead or alive Sheep man and Cow man didn’t know if he was dead.

Turns out sheep destroyer 2016 was dead and cow man and sheep man saw sheep destroyer 2016’s soul go up to hell because he tried to kill all the sheep and cows in the world.

But Sheep Destroyer 2016 was still alive and he was now Cow Destroyer 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE was way way way more stronger than cow man said “we have to get stronger suits” and sheep man said “this suit is already strong enough to take down a 2020 version of him” “oh okay then” said Cow man.

Then Cow Destroyer 2018 started shooting them Boom! Boom! Boom!  went the sound of the blasters shooting out from Cow Destroyer 2018’s suit. but cow man shot it back at him BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!  “OWWWWWW” Shouted Cow Destroyer 2018 in Huge pain “I think we got him” said Sheep man “Don’t think we did” replied Cow man then someone so called Snail-man walked slowly towards  Sheep man and Cow man “hi i'm Snail-man” said Snail-man “What the ding dong” said Cow man “yes My name seems slow but i'm fast and powerful then he zoomed away and punched Cow Destroyer 2018 right in the head KAPOW! Cow Destroyer 2018 was falling to his death and BOOM!

But then over the hill side there was more weird superheroes waiting for Cow man and Sheep man not Snail-Man because he zoomed away but The weird superheroes sticked Together...

NEXT BOOK: The Weird Superheroes Book 2

Written By My Friend:Clement